No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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