Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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