how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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