I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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