didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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