She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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