I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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