I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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