At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
be right there i have to get my cape
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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