how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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