there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
