Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Porn is love you can see.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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