And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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