Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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