why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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