Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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