Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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