My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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