just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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