Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The air was thick with penises
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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