Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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