Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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