The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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