I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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