when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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