roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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