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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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