and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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