why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
And then he peed in my hair
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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