when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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