Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you win again, gameday.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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