the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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