Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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