Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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