Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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