i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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