Christians are straight up FREAKS
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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