Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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