Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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