no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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