who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
A+ Viking dick
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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