yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
