Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
