my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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