Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I could have mohawked her pubes.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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