I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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