i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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