Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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