office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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