also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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