Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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