Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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