Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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