dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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