I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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