It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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